My Parents Never Listen, Don't Worry


Season 2 Episode 5 - 10.16.19

Oh girl, we're back from a quick break and this week is a doozy. We talk friendships, and how to navigate those sticky situations when you're friends are fighting. Plus we go back to our favorite topic, DATING! Specifically, about how to let your walls down and let someone in, especially when you're feeling overwhelmed. As always, Cara shares way too much -- Spoiler Alert: She doesn't fuck strippers anymore.

Epiphany Weed


Season 2 Episode 4 - 10.2.19

We've got updates! We've got questions from Megan! We've got advice about how to make friends as adults! Good luck; people suck. 

XOXO, But My Dad's a Therapist


Boyfriend Tested and Approved

Season 2 Episode 3 - 9.24.19

From Inside the Disney Vault and You've Got Hanks, meet Rachel Chapman, the biggest Disney lover and Tom Hanks fan you'll ever know. We give her advice on home, love, and play, just like the perfect improv scene!

Should Cara Become a Sugar Baby?


Season 2 Episode 2 - 9.18.19

Break ups are hard, especially when it's with your therapist! How do you talk to a friend who might be struggling with addiction? And then we lighten the mood with how to figure out if the dating app you joined is for those seeking that special Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationship.


Alcoholics Anonymous


Season 2 Presented by White Claw

Season 2 Episode 1 - 9.11.19


Summer break is over and we're ready to give you advice! It all starts with a Craigslist couple with trust issues and then we cover what to do about annoying coworkers who just won't leave you alone!

Season 2 Teaser

Trailer - 9.4.19

Season 2 is coming soon! Can you guess when it starts?


Gag Reel

Bonus - 7.17.19

All of our favorite cuts from season 1!

Big Hair Means Big Dick


Season 1 Episode 10 - 6.26.19

Season 1 is over; can you believe it?! Did you know adulting is hard, especially when you're surrounded by social media "success" and unattainable standards? Crazy, right? And then we talk about how to deal with your roommate's weird bathroom habits. Okay, love you, byeeee. H.A.G.S.


Yas Daddy!

Season 1 Episode 9 - 6.19.19

How do you deal with mixed signals and social media creepers when you're trying to date? Then we play a new game, Dudes and Don'ts, all about online dating etiquette. And you know, if it's not a hell yes, it's a hell no!

Beyoncé, Are You Listening?

Season 1 Episode 8 - 6.12.19


We have an extra, extra special guest this week -- Julian Gonzalez from your other favorite podcast Extra, Extra! We talk about how to make yourself a priority, and how to stop letting people walk all over you. And bitch, always remember that you’re a 12! Okayyyyyyy?!

Money Money Money is DIFFICULT

Season 1 Episode 7 - 6.5.19


No money, mo' problems... amiright?? Kim teaches Cara and Kelly some basics about what we should be doing with that paper. Will Cara ever figure out how to say Roth RI... REI...IRA????? Then we talk about how to deal with the etiquette for big group checks, or lack there of. 


OneUnited Bank


Bitch, Back Off


Season 1 Episode 6 - 5.29.19

How do you tackle intense topics when you're just starting to date someone? Then we try to untangle the sometimes complicated situation of being friends and also working together. How do you deal with getting closure (and sometimes non-closure), letting go, and how do you get over a will they/won't they relationship that keeps holding onto your heart?


Girl’s Gotta Eat

Season 1 Episode 5 - 5.22.19

This week, we take a step into the haunted past. How do you deal with that ex that won't stop coming back? What's the solution when a once wonderful friendship and professional relationship with a mentor turns toxic? Then, Cara gets her turn at getting advice in hindsight.


Voldemort is my Dad

Season 1 Episode 4 - 5.15.19

Did you know that we have a son? His name is Rami (iarerami) and even though he's already perfect, it doesn't stop us from giving him advice. Then Rami joins us in tackling the age old question: When to "treat yo self" and when to be a boring financially responsible adult?


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Freud is our Sponsor

Season 1 Episode 3 - 5.8.19

This week we chat with our friendly neighborhood dream interpreter, Adrienne Argenbright (adrienne_ca). Join us as we dive into our subconscious. We're not terrified. It's fine. Everything's FINE.


Alive and in Love in Cuba

Season 1 Episode 2 - 5.1.19

This week we give advice about how to handle difficult work situations, finding the balance between being a respectful traveler and a tourist, and then we turn the tables and give Kelly advice in hindsight. 



Call Me for a Good Time

Season 1 Episode 1 - 4.24.19

Get advice about fashion, relationships, how to deal with procrastination, and how to handle interrupters.